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Garment-dyed, so it feels like you've owned it for years from day one. Unisex fit, not boxy, not tailored. Runs true to size. Size up if you want a looser fit. Pre-shrunk, so your washer won't ruin your day.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize questions? Message us before you order. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE PRINT:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Direct to garment printing, ultra-fine detail, every color you see. You'll also notice some texture and cracking in the print. That's intentional. It's called a plastisol texture effect, and it does two things: gives the shirt a worn, vintage look that matches the aesthetic, and shows off what our printers can actually do. Lower quality printers can't pull this off. (Points at SHEIN.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWASH GUIDE (read this part):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e We use eco-friendly Innobella inks, water-based, sustainable, and OEKO-TEX, Eco-Pass, and CPSIA-compliant. MANDATORY: To keep your shirt looking sharp: flip inside out, wash cold on gentle cycle, dry on low heat delicate setting. Hang dry if you can.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE DT PROMISE:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If the quality of your item isn't what you expected, send it back within 14 days of delivery for a full refund. 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